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Friday, February 25, 2005 * (17) stuck?

Term tests are just round the corner! Always remember...
SUCCESS IS 1% INSPIRATION AND 99% PERSPIRATION!

And if you want to ace the essay component but
you've got that dreaded mental block? Maybe this can jolt your 1% into production...

For an
essay-writing competition, the students were asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Sex
4) Mystery

The prize-winner wrote:
"My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"


to all students out there:
'JIAYOU' FOR YOUR TERM 1 CAs!



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Thursday, February 24, 2005 * (16) oh, i forgot...

... to include Friendster, Hi-5 and testimonials!
Don't you think these are equally time-consuming?



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Wednesday, February 23, 2005 * (15) i'm getting better...

No, no... I don't mean my injured hand!

Have you noticed the little changes made to my template over the past few days? You DIDN'T notice them! Eh, a die-hard fan can spot the tiniest chip on his idol's littlest toe nail! The changes are all on the sidebar - go see if you find them!

I'm getting the hang of html and all that stuff! No more trial & error! It's more like... I know exactly where to zoom in and edit, blah blah blah! But tonight takes the cake - I decided to do something about the SIZE of my tagboard since it's getting so much BUSIER than some other persons' tagboards! I don't know why, but i suppose these teenagers get a kick when they tag in a senior citizen's blog!

But don't you think blogging, blog-hopping and tagging
are really time-consuming?


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Friday, February 18, 2005 * (14) miss you...

We just got back from the airport... Judith's flight would have just taken off as I type.

Daddy & I miss you already, Ju...


We'll miss your super-loud laughter!


We'll miss your burping after meals!


We'll miss your not-so-silent but luckily, no-smell farts!


AND we'll miss nagging at you!


WE LOVE YOU!


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Monday, February 14, 2005 * (13) it's tough...

. . . being a mum!


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Saturday, February 12, 2005 * (12) chinese new year...

Crazy lor... the pre-Lunar New Year period! What a mad rush it was having to complete the springcleaning. Ahem, telling the maid what to do and ensuring the tasks are carried out correctly isn't child's play. Then there's decorating the home with CNY stuff aka red decor... ahhh, this one, I did myself, plus giving the gate a fresh coat of paint. Noooooooooo... not red paint! Lastly, but most importantly, buying goodies and of course, new clothes! Mind you... the parents didn't even get new clothes for ourselves.

Ben and Jon aren't really bothered about having new clothes and they'll just wear what I buy. Ahhh... that means my teenage fashion sense isn't too bad! But Judith and Emily... tsk, tsk, they insisted (more like, whinned) that they must have at least 2 sets each!! So picky some more that they didn't even manage to get new footwear! But it was fun shopping with the girls! Yah... the boys couldn't be bothered to tag along!

I think my kids all loved the 1st day of the Lunar New Year best cos they know that I had to refrain from scolding or nagging! But then, I expect them to be on their best behaviour! Aiyah... what is 1 day out 365 days? It shouldn't be a difficult task. Of course they have their 15 days to collect angpows, after which I will 'force' them to hand them over to me! Eh... I bank their angpow $ into their personal savings accounts... every year... without fail!

Ok lah... those above 18 years can keep a portion of their angpow $!! Happy now, Judith??


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the pig

Big-Mama's Chinese Zodiac ~ PIG!
Laogong's Chinese Zodiac ~ PIG!



Mum of 4 Teenagers
Undergoing Middle-age Crisis
Battling an Ever-increasing Waistline
& a Headful of Snow-white Hair
Holding 3 Ministerial Posts
Home Affairs Minister aka Full-Time Nagger
Finance Minister ~ manages weekly allowances & exorbitant hp bills
Transport Minister aka 24/7 Chauffeur


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