Thursday, March 19, 2009
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(254) R & R...
Recession & Reduction....
Ouch!
I've got a really huge paycut!
Got to tighten my belt and cut the kids' allowances!
Maybe it's time for them to pay their own phone bills.
the pig oinked at
3:38 PM
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009
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(253) health management...
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies....
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you!
the pig oinked at
3:08 PM
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