Sunday, July 20, 2008
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(238) more prayers...
Unbelievable.... 'The Prayer' had jolted BK into attending mass today! So I've gotten a few more prayers for BK. Well, another prayer or two will break the monotony of reciting the same prayer night after night....
Computer Addict's Prayer 1
The Lord is my Programmer, I shall not crash.
He installed His software on the hard disk of my heart;
all of His commands are user-friendly.
His directory guides me to the right choices for His name's sake
Even though I scroll through the problems of life,
I will fear no bugs, for he is my backup.
His password protects me.
He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.
His help is only a keystroke away.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life,
And my file will be merged with His and saved forever.
Computer Addict's Prayer 2
Dear God,
Help me log on without fretting
Guide me, as I am interneting
Bless my downloading and uploading
Keep my browser from exploding
May my website be protected?
Let not my password be rejected
Keep my line always connected
And all my inputs be accepted
Please keep my entire program alive
And to remember to back up my hard drive
And protect my computer from crashing drive,
From a virus that would make it nesting hive
Amen
the pig oinked at
11:38 PM
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Friday, July 18, 2008
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(237) the prayer...
This post is specially dedicated to BK cos he told me to update! As there are five of them, which one of the siblings am I referring to?
Well, this particular BK isn't very religious. He does not go to church often cos he's always tired out after the long hours at his computer. But I understand our dear Almighty (as he calls himself) has lately, been trying his very best to attend catechism class every Saturday. Maybe that's because there are many girls at 'cat' class??
So BK, here's a very special prayer just for you. Maybe, if you recite it every night before you go to bed, your faith will rekindle and grow stronger each day!
Dear Lord,
Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head:
God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm and safe from harm
For they're so close to me.
God, there is one more thing
I wish that you could do;
Hope you don't mind me asking,
Please bless my computer too.
Now I know that it's unusual
To Bless a motherboard,
But listen just a second
While I explain it to you, Lord.
You see, that little metal box
Holds more than odds and ends;
Inside those small compartments
Rest so many of my friends.
I know so much about them
By the kindness that they give,
And this little scrap of metal
Takes me in to where they live.
By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you.
We share in what life brings us
And from that our friendships grew.
Please take an extra minute
From your duties up above,
To bless those in my address book
That's filled with so much love.
Wherever else this prayer may reach
To each and every friend,
Bless each e-mail inbox
And each person who hits 'send'.
When you update your Heavenly list
On your own Great CD-ROM,
Bless everyone who says this prayer
Before the chance has gone
Amen
the pig oinked at
2:38 PM
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Wednesday, July 09, 2008
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(236) dumb & dumber...
It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than speak and remove all doubt.
the pig oinked at
9:08 PM
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