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Sunday, January 22, 2006 * (71) mothers know best...

A mother's advice to her daughters, nieces or any interested single female...

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal......

Ok, you can ignore Nos 2-15, but do heed Advice No 1!

Laogong and I do not profess to be a perfect couple nor are we marriage counsellors but we'd tried our best to help a couple who are having marital problems. All I can say is that THAT HUSBAND IS FIRST-CLASS JERK! He was an ass**** before marriage and is still one!

So girls, choose your future mates with the greatest of care. If your courtship or relationship is fraught with frequent quarrels, fights and tears, give it up immediately. If you are always squabbling, chances are life after the wedding will be just as tumultuous!

A piece of advice for the lovey-doveys (guys & gals):
Love does not consist in gazing at each other BUT...
in looking outward together in the same direction!

the pig oinked at 4:32 AM

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