My previous post, albeit a very brief one, was on cars and licence plate numbers. My next post, naturally, is on drivers...
A WOMAN and a man get into a car accident. Both their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says: 'Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left!
'Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other.'
The man replies: 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely.'
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says: 'And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my backseat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune.'
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods in agreement, opens it and chugs about half of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman.
She takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks: 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies: 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police.'
This post is dedicated to nyan/ahkow 
because:
1. He loves liquid diets
2. He has gotten his driving licence
3. He is a gentleman (read his 'Love and Mambo and Puke' post)
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