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Monday, November 07, 2005 * (59) my new friend...

I have a new friend. She's from the USA. I don't know how she arrived at my blog but then, SUPER-MUMs can do almost anything! But Darlene is no SUPER-MUM, she is a SUPER-GRANDMUM!

Here's a little something Darlene posted on her blog recently. I don't see the need to categorise it an NC-16 or an M-18 because teenagers nowadays seem to know almost everything and anything that they shouldn't know...yet.

1. Men are like... Laxatives - they irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like... Bananas - the older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like... Weather - nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like... Blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like... Chocolate Bars - sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like... Commercials - you can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like... Department Stores - their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like... Government Bonds - they take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like... Mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like... Popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like... Snowstorms - you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like... Lava Lamps - fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like... Parking Spots - all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

If Darlene and I seem to be putting men down in our blogs, we can't help it. It's not a coincidence, but have you ever notice how many of women's problems start with men?
1. MENtal illness
2. MENstrual cramps
3. MENtal breakdown
4. MENopause

Oops, I almost forgot about the GUYnocologist

AND

when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy!

the pig oinked at 8:30 AM

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