Tuesday, April 04, 2006 * (90) sex education...

Do you know that many non-living things have gender?

- A web page is female because it's always getting hit on.

- A tyre is male because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

- A bath sponge is female because it's soft, squeezable and retains water.

- The MRT train is male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

- An hourglass is female because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

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