
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
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(130) good news? bad news?
It's official - Ben is now a clerk. It was the end of 'chiong-sua' for him after he fractured his hand. So I thought my new washing machine was safe from the smelly and muddy uniforms from field-camps and exercises. Then he was posted to OETI as an armour technician trainee. I shuddered at the thought of yukky engine oil-stained overalls. But now that he has revocated, it's goodbye to grease and grime under the fingers. Good news? Bad news? It all depends on how one views the situation...
The soldiers had been in the field for two weeks and hadn't had showers or been able to change their clothes.
Then one day the general came along and said, "Men, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like first?"
All the men shouted, "Tell us the good news, tell us the good news."
The general smiled and said, "Men, the good news is that today we're going to change our underwear."
All the men cheered.
Then the general said, "Now the bad news. Tan, you change with Lim. Chong, you change with Ng......"
the pig oinked at
9:08 AM
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