Sunday, July 20, 2008
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(238) more prayers...
Unbelievable.... 'The Prayer' had jolted BK into attending mass today! So I've gotten a few more prayers for BK. Well, another prayer or two will break the monotony of reciting the same prayer night after night....
Computer Addict's Prayer 1
The Lord is my Programmer, I shall not crash.
He installed His software on the hard disk of my heart;
all of His commands are user-friendly.
His directory guides me to the right choices for His name's sake
Even though I scroll through the problems of life,
I will fear no bugs, for he is my backup.
His password protects me.
He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.
His help is only a keystroke away.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life,
And my file will be merged with His and saved forever.
Computer Addict's Prayer 2
Dear God,
Help me log on without fretting
Guide me, as I am interneting
Bless my downloading and uploading
Keep my browser from exploding
May my website be protected?
Let not my password be rejected
Keep my line always connected
And all my inputs be accepted
Please keep my entire program alive
And to remember to back up my hard drive
And protect my computer from crashing drive,
From a virus that would make it nesting hive
Amen
the pig oinked at
11:38 PM
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