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Friday, October 16, 2009
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(267) perks of reaching 50...
1. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
2. No one expects you to run - anywhere.
3. Things you buy now won't wear out.
4. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
5. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
6. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
7. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
8. You can't remember who sent you this list. And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! 
(If you're 50, tell this to everyone you can remember right now!)
the pig oinked at
10:38 PM
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