Tuesday, March 02, 2010
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(273) distress? destress?
Dealing with stress in life:
1. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
5. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
6. We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colours, but they all have to live in the same box.
the pig oinked at
11:38 PM
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